Football Referee Signals: Watch the Video
Pretty much every one I ask agrees with me when I call running a sport. But this cop I met one time was pretty adamant about calling it “evading arrest.”
If some guy tries to tell you that horseracing is the sport of kings, I think a clever way to answer is simply by saying “nay.” Because in horse language it means “I agree. Horses are superior to humans and I am proud to serve them.” You know, in case those paranoid horse kings are spying on us.