Well, my awesome week just took a big old turn for...
I can’t make it, but I know they’re hurtin for extras. You can get credits that you can apply to classes, I believe. email Lindsay at the theatre for the deets. uprightcitizens: My awesome Halloween plans that I was totally looking forward to? Canceled. Of course. So my question: anyone on Tumblr thinking about heading over to the Freak Dance shoot on Halloween night? Buncha UCB...
i tried to escort a spider outside with a hunting...
Coincidence: that’s how I escort my lady piratekitten: apparently he didn’t like that plan, because he jumped down from the window and into my bed, prompting me to scream super loud like a little baby butthole and run out of my bedroom, which i now can’t go back into until handsome man gets home and does a spider inspection.
Another old news joke
Over 300,000 cases of Nestle Tollhouse cookie dough were recalled this week due to the presence of E. Coli. In other news, Cookie Monster was found early this morning hanging from a rope in his Los Angeles apartment.
Old news joke
In a speech at the annual Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner, author and comedian John Hodgman joked that President Obama was a “nerd.” Obama, who addressed the crowd later, commented on the statement by making a joke of his own at Hodgman’s expense. Unfortunately, no one laughed because President Obama was speaking in Klingon.
In Oklahoma City, a thief reportedly punched and robbed a man for the bologna sandwich that he was eating at a bus stop. The thief fled in his vehicle and is still at large. Police are on the lookout for a yellow and orange Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
In the news
Yesterday a man set off an explosion in an Arby’s bathroom in Delaware, destroying a toilet. When asked what exactly he used to achieve the destruction, he reportedly said, “Two Arby’s Big Beef and Cheddars.”