Anonymous asked: do you wear makeup?
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know
didney-worl-no-uta: I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and oh my god NOOSE BURGER
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
slay-z: sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go i’m gonna make you famous I can confirm this.
familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman. captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago